There’s an old saying that the doom of men is…
Birthdays. Some people love them. Some people hate them. Personally, I’m all for a day spent focused on me, celebrating me and you know, getting presents for me. And just quietly I like to think of myself as a fine wine, I totally get better with age. Birthdays are seriously the best.
However, not everybody shares my love of celebrating the day we were born and participating in all sorts of birthday-centric activities. In fact, many people like to ignore the day altogether (calm down Debby Downers). So I thought we’d put together some funny birthday quotes to help your friends and family cope with their impending doom, I mean impending birthday because life doesn’t have to be so serious. We’re not getting out alive anyway!
Birthday Wishes To Make Your Mother Giggle
• Happy birthday, mum! Oh, and by the way thanks for the genes that gave me these rocking good looks.
• I wanted to make sure you got a nice birthday card because you’ve had to put up with a lot of obnoxious behavior over the years……. But enough about dad. Happy Birthday!
• You really are my favourite mum! Happiest Day of Birth!
• Happy Birthday to the family member I’m least ashamed of to be related to.
• Count your blessings, not your wrinkles! Happy B’day Mum!
• Don’t worry about getting older mum! Our age is just the number the world has been enjoying us for!
• Cheers on your birthday mum! One step closer to adult underpants!
• Happy Birthday to a mum that is smart, good-looking and funny. Love your daughter, who you’ve clearly passed these traits onto.
Funny Birthday Messages For Your Dad
- Happy birthday Dad! If you ever need validation in the form of a present. Just look at me! I’m the most attractive present you’ve ever received.
- Happy birthday Dad! I would have gotten you a card with a heartfelt saying on it. But then we would have to back-slap it out like men. No-one needs to see that.
- Dad! Age is just a number. But in your case a really high one!
- Happy birthday to the world’s greatest farter. I mean FATHER!
- Dear Dad. I’m wishing nothing but smiles for you on your birthday. With the teeth, you still have of course!
- Dad. I wish I was more like you. You can fall asleep wherever you want. I want to do that! Happy B’day.
- Dearest Dad. You had a dad bod before it was cool. Happy Birthday!
- Hey, Dad. Can I borrow some money? I mean….Happy Birthday (but can I still borrow some money?)!
B’day Wishes to Make Your sister Laugh
- Happy birthday to my much much much much much much much older sister
- Happy birthday to my sister that has the best sister in the world
- I smile because I’m your sister. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it. Happy birthday!
- Two tips on your birthday. 1) Forget the past, you can’t change it. Forget the present, I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday, sis!!
- You are lucky I made all the mistakes for you first. You’re welcome and happy birthday!
- My Dear Sister, You are mum’s second favorite child… Guess who is no. #1 . . . 🙂 Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday little sister. You’re hardly annoying at all anymore.
- Happy birthday, sis! Hope your day is as fun and amazing as I am……Good luck with that!
Happy birthday Notes For Your Brother
• Happy birthday, bro. I love how we don’t have to say out loud how obvious it is I’m your favourite sister.
• Happy birthday to the man who is like the little sister I never had!
• Happy birthday to a brother who has the world’s greatest bro. Dang, you’re lucky!
• Happy 24 hours of facebook notifications bro! Have a good day!
• Happy birthday to mum and dad’s second favourite child!
• You’re older today than yesterday, but younger than tomorrow. Happy B’day bro!
• Brother, I know it isn’t easy being related to someone who is as bright, talented and good-looking as me. Happy birthday.
• As far as brother’s go, you’re alright. But that hugging crap has to stop or this birthday will be your last.
Funny Birthday Quotes For Your Friend
- Happy birthday to my best friend. May your day be filled with joy and laughter. Who am I kidding? Get drunk and party.
- Happy birthday, friend. Facebook didn’t tell me. I haven’t logged in yet I swear.
- Happy birthday to my best friend. Here’s to another year of laughing at our own jokes, dealing with special people and keeping us both sane.
- May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met haven’t seen in years or genuinely couldn’t care less about
- It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays’ kill you! Happy Birthday Friend!
- I will post a humorous birthday wish on your wall so all your friends think how funny and thoughtful I am. Yes, even your birthday is about me.
- May we be friends till we are old and senile. And then we will be new friends. Happy birthday!
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